User:Smartyg4

I cannot express how much I want to hit Chestnut Cookie with a baseball bat. That stupid little head of his looks so easy to flip inside-out. I want to squeeze his small, gremlin neck with my gamer hands and tear his head off. I want to eat his arms and legs so he cannot move. I want to stuff a pin through his chest. I want to murder Chestnut Cookie so bad.

I cannot express how much I want to hug Chestnut Cookie. That cute little head of his looks so easy to hug. I want to hug him gently so he does not crumble. I want to hug him so badly. I want to hug Chestnut Cookie so bad.