User:NewbornAlpaca



Hi. I’m NewbornAlpaca, and I’m just an inexperienced non-English-native player of Cookie Run.

As of March 13 2016, I’ve played Cookie Run for 76 days (hahaha, yeah, I’m THAT inexperienced), and thus my name NewbornAlpaca (the ‘alpaca’ part is just… random. Yeah, random, let’s go with that). You can clearly see the gap of experience between the baby me and these awesome users/admins of this wiki in my scores: my highest I’ve ever got is Hero V (I had misread Hero V as Lord V before, silly me -_-). A newborn baby through and through, though I can also partly blame my not-fully-upgraded-and-not-evolved treasures for that (UPDATE: Now that I've upgraded my treasures a bit, I'm finally able to reach until Lord III. Still a long way to go, but every little progress is precious to me :3 ).

Aah… I remember my first events: ‘Episode Challenge!’ and ‘Daily Mission!’. The newborn me was all ‘Wha-? How can you run that far? Aaah! Why is this banana- Aaaaah!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!’, and cried when I was unable to accomplish some missions. Aaaah… good old days (it was not even 3 months ago, but still)…

As for the Cookie, I have all Cookies except Ginger Claus (for obvious reason) and Fire Spirit (curse you, Fire Spirit, I’ll get you eventually *death glare*). For pets, I have all pets except Luck O Lantern, Cony Balloon, Brown Balloon (again, for obvious reason), Frozen Wave Drop, and White Gold Drop. My motto in gaming is ‘No money shall be spent for this game except for electricity and internet connection fees’, thus the absence of White Gold Drop.

I just realize I’m not a really good customer.

Oh well.

As I write this (March 13 2016), I am on Level 76 and Floor 80 of Tower of Frozen Waves. Level 76 in 76 days? Yes, it’s possible! The side effects are including minor cramps in your hands and fingers (MINOR, mind you *massage some fingers*), bad eyesight, insomnia, and headache, though. I wanted to avenge my first events disaster, and I wanted to avenge it FAST. I’m impulsive and I’m also stubborn and dedicated when I have a goal. A bad combi for my health, it seems.

I’m currently busy farming Mystery Box in Episode 3 to continue my journey in the Tower (seriously, curse you with all the darkness of a thousand black holes, Fire Spirit, may you choke on that Magic Powder), and I plan to finish this mission ASAP. Yes, I can finish the tower first, but I won’t. I will have that red dude before I continue my journey *insert dramatic music just because*

My first articles here were all about the Floors in Tower of Frozen Waves, because I got many helps from many articles there regarding how to pass certain floors, and I want to pay it back. That, and I got frustrated while farming Mystery Box in Episode 3, so I replay the missions in the Tower as a breather.

And that makes my current playing pattern: Farming box (until I got frustated), replay mission (until the article is done), farming box (until I got frustrated again)… and so on, and so on. I have not planned what I will do when I got the red dude: either continuing the journey or replaying missions. I’ll cross the bridge when I’m there, but either way, I’ll keep writing articles.

My favorite Cookie, in case you cannot tell, is Zombie Cookie. High-score Cookies are fine and all for me, and they’re cool and cute, sure, but Zombie Cookie is my love. It’s just… Do you hear the sound when he jumps or slides? Do you see the way he runs? Oh my God, it’s so darn hilarious! The day could be a tremendously bad one, and I’d just open Cookie Run, play Zombie Cookie with Furball Pup and LOTS of revive treasures, and I just laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and LAUGH at him, and everything is good again in my world.

I just realize I’m a bad person.

Moving on.

I don’t have favorite pet, but I always laugh when I use King Choco Drop. He’s a drop! But he got a crown! It’s so darn cute! And hilarious!

Seems like we kinda got a pattern here, dear Watson.

....Wait.

Oh hahaha, welp, I just realized I kinda write a novel here with my introduction and all. Well, it's my wall, and all of you glorious people who just happen to read it ALL TIL THE END, well... I mean... You know...

...Dude, seriously, how could you read this til the end?! It's not even edited yet, so it must be horrendous-looking! And long! It's so long! Oh my God! Here, have some cucumber slices for your eyes, quick! My Mama said they will cure tired eyes, and my Mama is never wrong.

END (because I love you guys, and I don't want you to suffer more).

My favorite pages

 * Tower of Frozen Waves/Floors
 * Zombie Cookie Yeah, I know. Shocking, right?