User:NewbornAlpaca

{{PlayerstatsInfobox=CookieRun }}{{Quote|I'm not a Llama.|This user}} Hi. I’m NewbornAlpaca (you can call me Al if you want :3 ), and I’m just an inexperienced non-English-native player of Cookie Run.
 * title= NewbornAlpaca
 * image = Zombieman-1.png
 * imagecaption= This is what happens when you mix boredom and an access to Paint
 * ID= You can find it if you dig my Message Wall, but I'm not accepting requests atm ^^;
 * Level= 77
 * Since= 28 December 2015
 * ep1= King II.png 451,656,128
 * ep2= King III.png 488,273,344
 * ep3= King III.png 449,643,296
 * ep4= Lord V.png 290,770,848 {I suck here (haha) )
 * eps1= Not playing (unless there's event)
 * eps2= 240
 * maximum crystal = 32
 * average crystal = 7.18
 * cookie = Zombie Cookie.png
 * pet = King Choco Drop.png
 * treasure = All of my crystal-generating treasures are my babies (haha)

As you can see from the infobox, I've been playing Cookie Run since the end of December 2015 (hahaha, yeah, I’m THAT inexperienced) and thus my name NewbornAlpaca (the ‘alpaca’ part is just… random. Yeah, random, let’s go with that). You can clearly see the gap of experience and skill between the baby me and these awesome users/admins of this wiki in my scores. Unfortunately for me, my bad luck in getting the right treasures doesn't help either. I plan to save crystals so I can hunt those shiny treasures *clench fist*

Aah… I remember my first events: ‘Episode Challenge!’ and ‘Daily Mission!’. The newborn me was all ‘Wha-? How can you run that far? Aaah! Why is this banana- Aaaaah!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!’, and cried when I was unable to accomplish some missions. Aaah… good old days(?)…

As for the Cookie, I have all Cookies except Ginger Claus (for obvious reason) and Fire Spirit Cookie (curse you, Fire Spirit, I’ll get you eventually *death glare*). For pets, I have all pets except Luck-o'-Lantern, Cony Balloon, Brown Balloon (again, for obvious reason), Frozen Wave Drop, and White Gold Drop. My motto in gaming is ‘No money shall be spent for this game except for electricity and internet connection fees’, thus the absence of White Gold Drop.

I just realize I’m not a really good customer.

Oh well.

Currently, I am on Level 77 and Floor 80 of Tower of Frozen Waves. I wanted to avenge my first events disaster, and I wanted to avenge it FAST. I’m impulsive, and I’m also stubborn and dedicated when I have a goal (a bad combi for my health). Thing is, now that I'm actually able to accomplish similar missions in current events with just one run, I kinda feel... bereft. Sigh. Humans are such complicated beings #ohbabylookimsodeep

I’m currently busy farming Mystery Box in Episode 3 to continue my journey in the Tower, and I plan to finish this mission ASAP. Yes, I can finish the tower first, but I won’t. I will have that red dude before I continue my journey *insert dramatic music just because*

My first articles here were all about the Floors in Tower of Frozen Waves, because I got many helps from many articles there regarding how to pass certain floors, and I want to pay it back. That, and I got frustrated while farming Mystery Box in Episode 3, so I replay the missions in the Tower as a breather.

And that makes my current playing pattern: Farming box (until I got frustrated), replay mission (until the article is done), farming box (until I got frustrated again)… and so on, and so on.

My favorite Cookie, like you can see in infobox, is Zombie Cookie. High-score Cookies are fine and all for me, and they’re cool and cute, sure, but Zombie Cookie is my love. It’s just… Do you hear the sound when he jumps or slides? Do you see the way he runs? Oh my God, it’s so darn hilarious! The day could be a tremendously bad one, and I’d just open Cookie Run, play Zombie Cookie with Furball Pup and LOTS of revive treasures, and I just laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and LAUGH at him, and everything is good again in my world.

I just realize I’m a bad person.

Moving on.

I don’t have favorite pet tbh, but I always laugh when I use King Choco Drop. He’s a drop! But he got a crown! The size’s not proportional with his body either, and it's so darn cute! And hilarious!

Seems like we kinda got a pattern here, dear Watson.

....Wait.

Oh hahaha, welp, I just realized I kinda write a novel here with my introduction and all. Well, it's my wall, and all of you glorious people who just happen to read it ALL TIL THE END, well... I mean... You know...

...Dude, seriously, how could you read this til the end?! It's so long! And wordy! Oh my God! Here, have some cucumber slices for your eyes, quick! My Mama said they will cure tired eyes, and my Mama is never wrong.

END (because I love you guys, and I don't want you to suffer more).

Gallery
Visuals are also a cure for sore eyes (ha!), so here, have some:

My favorite pages

 * Tower of Frozen Waves/Floors
 * Zombie Cookie Yeah, I know. Shocking, right?