Talk:Lemon Cookie/@comment-28238818-20200418021041

The Year is 2045.

The world economy has collapsed from the Sprite Cranberry Stock Bubble caused by the onset of internet arguments over Lemon Cookie's gender. The world is shrewn in darkness, memes have come to life and manifesting in sentient, violent forms. "Pac-man running" is at my door as we speak, I don't have long, and I'm out of Olive Garden's Endless Breadsticks, which were not in fact endless. Please, if you're listening just read the game's canon before leaving comments on its wikipedia and stop this from happening.