Muscle Cookie

"Gosh, do you even lift?"

- Muscle Cookie

Muscle Cookie is a Rare Cookie released alongside his Pet, Dumbbell Twins, on September 26th, 2016. He has the ability to toss his kettlebell to destroy obstacles in his way. If skilled enough, throws can be chained for more points.

Skill
Throws kettlebell and destroys obstacles, earning destruction points. Earn more destruction points with Level Up.

Magic Candy
After a certain interval of throwing kettlebells, throws a giant dumbbell and earns bonus destruction points. The stronger the enchanted power, the higher the bonus destruction points.

Description
''Muscle Cookie's recipe requires protein powder and 3 weeks of powerful kneading. Only after that, the muscles come to life. Such a rigorous baking process has made him a bit short-tempered. He tends to throw exercise equipments when angry. But don't be afraid, once he's done destroying obstacles, he's as cool as a cucumber.''

(Green Broccoli Giant) ''Eat your vegetables, they said. It will make you stronger, they said... Maybe Muscle Cookie overdid it on the broccoli...''

(Wolf Mask) ''Wear your Halloween wolf mask to the gym to get gains, celebrate Halloween, and release the energy of your inner animal at the same time! ARH-WOOOOOO!''

(Curling Enthusiast) ''The best way to show off your muscles is to try... curling?! Muscle Cookie is definitely good at this sport: every stone he throws hits the target. Wait, is that really what curling is about?''

Strategy
Muscle Cookie is one of the better Rare Cookies. With his Magic Candy, he can be quite useful in early Breakout 1 setups, particularly in areas with tons of obstacles. If the player has no better option for Stage 3-3, he can be extremely useful, as the many obstacles there and small amounts of holes in comparison make for very easy stacking of throws. He will likely not be an endgame helper for anyone, but he's definitely good for when the player doesn't have too many options yet.

New

 * Get out of my way! Or get blown away! (retired)
 * Gosh, do you even lift?

General

 * Man, my muscles are huge!
 * Let's show them how it's done!
 * Oomph!
 * Here goes Muscle Cookie!
 * Your workout is my warm up!
 * I'll blow them away!
 * Don't make me angry.

1vs1 Race

 * Out of my way!
 * I'll blow you away!
 * BRING IT ON!!
 * My muscles are ready!
 * I'LL CRUSH YOU!

Tired

 * Cramps...

"Hi!"

 * I feel mighty today!
 * My muscles are glad to see you!

Like

 * Guess I won't smash you after all.
 * One...Two...Wha?

Talk

 * Strength and muscles are all a Cookie needs!
 * Wanna see my muscles?
 * Need something heavy to work on my legs!
 * Plants won't make your muscles grow!

Gift

 * Just the right weight! Ha-ha! (Given Iron Chocolate)

General

 * Power of the WOLF!
 * ARH-WHOOOOO!
 * Hahaha!
 * GRRRRR!
 * Gotta get stronger!

1vs1 Race

 * RAWR!

Tired

 * Phew!

General

 * What's the broom for?
 * Bring it on!
 * CURLING!
 * Curling is POWER!
 * *heavy breathing*
 * Ha-a-a!

1vs1 Race

 * I'll crush you!
 * I'll smash you!
 * The rock is coming!

Tired

 * Grr...

Relationship Chart

 * Vampire Cookie: Does he ever lift?!
 * Ice Candy Cookie: Does she ever NOT lift?!
 * Dark Choco Cookie: This one lifts!

Updates

 * February 28th, 2017
 * Magic Candy added.
 * August 30, 2017
 * Unlock requirement, reaching Escape Level 10, retired.

Trivia

 * Even though Muscle Cookie looks huge, he still retains the same hitbox as the other Cookies in the game.
 * Muscle Cookie's 2018 April Fools Message was "Anyone can do rhythmic gymnastics! ANYONE!"
 * Muscle Cookie's response to the 2nd Anniversary Cake was "Carbs, but thanks!"