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Melon Bun Cookie starts off on an ordinary day of work at the Cheddar Mines looking for Cheese Stones, when she finds a passage that she doesn't recognize. Venturing in, she finds the rumoured secret goblin mine, which is packed with valuable Cheese Stones! She tries to be as quiet as possible, but is found by Goblin Cookie, who's yelling draws the other miner's over. As Melon Bun Cookie attempts to get away, she accidentally sets off some dynamite, causing a cave in that traps herself and Goblin Cookie in the mines.
Dialogue
Melon Bun Cookie: Ha! I'm always the first one here! Another morn' is here, which means another day for some exciting work!
Melon Bun Cookie: It's getting tougher to find good seams of ore though... Maybe I'll find Cheese Stones today!
Melon Bun Cookie: Whew... Swung my pickaxe all day and it's nothing but rocks.
Melon Bun Cookie: *Squints* Huh? What's that? Never seen that cavern there before...
Melon Bun Cookie: I don't see any Cookies nearby... Looks like I'll be the first to head in!
Melon Bun Cookie: An undiscovered cavern... I've got a good feeling about this!
Melon Bun Cookie: !!!
Melon Bun Cookie: So... SO MANY GEMSTONES!
Melon Bun Cookie: I heard a rumor about some secret goblin mine, but... WOW! This must be it!
Melon Bun Cookie: And... JACKPOT! The walls are covered in Cheese Stones!
Melon Bun Cookie: I'm gonna have to work as quiet as a canary in a safe mine. Don't wanna get caught!
Melon Bun Cookie: I could swing blindfolded here and still hit it rick! Today's haul is going to be epic!
???: You! YOU! What's inside your pockets?! GIMME! All mine!
Melon Bun Cookie: He-hey! W-w-whoa there I dug these up, fair and square. You don't own this place!
???: All mine! MINE! Everything here is mine! Now give'em back!
Melon Bun Cookie: Wait, are you Goblin Cookie!? HA! I've heard about a Cookie who yells about owning everything!
Goblin Cookie: You don't live here! You're just a mining miner Cookie!
Melon Bun Cookie: Sshhh! Quiet down!
Goblin Cookie: All mine! This is all mine! I take all!
Melon Bun Cookie: Pipe down! No, no! Sounds like everyone's coming over this way!
Melon Bun Cookie: *Groan* Ugh, I'm gonna make a run for it!
Melon Bun Cookie: Er... What did I just step on...? And what's that hissing? It can't... be...
Melon Bun Cookie: ARGH!
Goblin Cookie: What? What? What's happening!?
Chapter 2[]
In-game Summary
Trapped after Melon Bun Cookie accidentally set off an explosion of dynamite, she and Goblin Cookie argue and eventually separate, heading down different tunnels to try and find a way out. Melon Bun Cookie finds that her direction simply loops back around. Not wanting to follow after Goblin Cookie, she settles down for a break.
Meanwhile, Goblin Cookie faces similar luck— the tunnel they chose leading only to a dead end, forcing them to go back. Stuck with nowhere to go, Melon Bun Cookie decides to dig into her packed lunch, much to the envy of the similarly famished Goblin Cookie. Noticing the other Cookie's state, Melon Bun Cookie kindly offers some of her lunch to them, but Goblin Cookie is too proud to admit their hunger. Eventually, Goblin Cookie sheepishly begs for a bite of Melon Bun Cookie's lunch.
Once lunch is finished, the two set off down the only remaining passage. Goblin Cookie recognizes the path and takes the lead, only to find that it blocked off by a cave in. Working together, Melon Bun Cookie and Goblin Cookie manage to clear the way.
Melon Bun Cookie: Fine! Go that way! I'm gonna go this way.
Melon Bun Cookie: Tsk... If it weren't for that cave-in, I'd be enjoying a hot bowl of Jelly Soup right now...
Melon Bun Cookie: Hmm? This place looks familiar.
Melon Bun Cookie: I'm back where I started... Does the passage loop back? And that path'll lead to Goblin Cookie...
Melon Bun Cookie: Guess it can't be helped for now. Just a quick breather and then I'll look for another way out.
Goblin Cookie: Must get back! Need to hurry and mine everything there! Melon Bun Cookie... THIEF!
Goblin Cookie: ??? Wrong way? But can't go back that way...!
Goblin Cookie: *Shriek* Dead end! Grrr... must go back...
Goblin Cookie: Why are you still here!
Melon Bun Cookie: Trust me, I don't WANT to be here. In fact... Why are YOU here?
Goblin Cookie: Dead end...! I'm here now, so go away!
Melon Bun Cookie: Sorry fella, but I ain't budging. Nowhere else to go and I'm a bit winded to keep moving.
Melon Bun Cookie: Might as well dig into my lunch! I'm famished!
Goblin Cookie: Lunch? What's... "lunch?"
Melon Bun Cookie: I knew I should've packed a heartier lunch today. Hard work sure builds up an appetite!
Melon Bun Cookie: Mm-mmm! Looks deee-lish!
*Grrrgl*
Melon Bun Cookie: Where'd that sound come from...?
Goblin Cookie: I-i-it's nothing! NOTHING!
Melon Bun Cookie: Hmm... Here want a bite?
Goblin Cookie: ... No. Looks nasty! EW!
Melon Bun Cookie: Suit yourself.
Melon Bun Cookie: Yum yum yummy! Nothing like a tasty meal after swinging a pickaxe!
Goblin Cookie: ... Is it... tasty? Scrumptious...?
Melon Bun Cookie: Of course it is! I could eat double servings of this, any day!
Goblin Cookie: Can... Can I... have some?
Melon Bun Cookie: I thought you said you didn't want any?
Goblin Cookie: That was then! This is now! Now looks... delicious...
Melon Bun Cookie: There ain't much left. And I'm not full yet but...
Goblin Cookie: Just... one... bite... Hungry...
Melon Bun Cookie: Hehe, here ya go. I know it's tough roaming the mines.
Goblin Cookie: This is... good? Tasty? No, this is DELICIOUS!
Melon Bun Cookie: Haha! Told ya so! Hey, slow down there fella. Don't forget to chew!
Goblin Cookie: All mine! Yummy food is mine!
Melon Bun Cookie: Hey! You said "one bite."
Melon Bun Cookie: Oh well... Now that lunch is handled, I guess it's time to head down the only path left.
Goblin Cookie: Me too!
Melon Bun Cookie: Which way are you gonna go?
Goblin Cookie: Only one path left! That one!
Melon Bun Cookie: So... you're gonna follow me?
Goblin Cookie: Urgh... We can go together, but hands off my stuff!
Melon Bun Cookie: Hehe, sounds like a deal! Together, we may be able to find a way out!
Melon Bun Cookie: Hmm, the paths splits into two directions... Which one should we take?
Goblin Cookie: I know! I know! Been here before. We go... right!
Melon Bun Cookie: Welp! You've been in these caves longer than me so... I trust ya!
Melon Bun Cookie: Err... hey, this looks like a dead end. Maybe we should head back.
Goblin Cookie: NO! This was the right way. I was the only one to use this path! Explosion created another dead end!
Melon Bun Cookie: So you wanna dig through this ribble? It's gonna take a lot of elbow grease...
Goblin Cookie: This is the right way, sure of it! Must go this way! MUST!
Melon Bun Cookie: (This might be a waste of energy, but I don't think Goblin Cookie's got any ill intent though.)
Melon Bun Cookie: Roll up your sleeves, fella! Time to dig through!
Goblin Cookie: Me too! Me too!
Goblin Cookie: *Huff puff* Hard... Too much...
Melon Bun Cookie: C'mon, just a bit more. Feels like we're almost through! One, two! One, two... three!
Chapter 3[]
In-game Summary
Breaking through the caved-in passage, Melon Bun Cookie and Goblin Cookie reveal something even more valuable than a Cheese Stone- a giant Cream Stone! The two attempt to dig up the gemstone, working together after agreeing to split the reward. Unfortunately, the Cream Stone turns out to instead be the tail of a Cream Cheese Snake! The two make a run for it, but Goblin Cookie, slowed by their heavy pack, is snatched by the serpent.
Melon Bun Cookie, recalling the snake eats gemstones, sacrifices her hard earned Cheese Stones to save Goblin Cookie.
Dialogue
Melon Bun Cookie: He-hey! We're through! And great work, Goblin Cookie! This does lead to another path.
Melon Bun Cookie: Plus...! Look at all this ore and gems! Is this another secret goblin mine?
Goblin Cookie: Stop looking! All mine! I found it! MINE!
Melon Bun Cookie: There's no need to be pushy! Looks like there's enough around here to share and then some!
Melon Bun Cookie: I might be able to retire after cleaning this place! ... Nah! Where would I be without work? HA!
Melon Bun Cookie: Oooh? What's this? Never seen a rock like this before...
Goblin Cookie: Strange rock...? Me too, first time seeing this rock.
Melon Bun Cookie: This might fetch a great price. More valuable than a Cheese Stone... Could this be a Cream Stone?!
Melon Bun Cookie: (I've been mining cave after cave for so long... Have I finally hit the discovery of a lifetime?)
Melon Bun Cookie: (With this, I could probably hang up my helmet and pickaxe for sure!)
Goblin Cookie: (Shiny treasure...! Must have it... NO! It's already mine!)
Melon Bun Cookie: *Whistles* This thing won't budge! How dense is this rock?!
Melon Bun Cookie: This is by far the hardest rock to dig out... ever!
Goblin Cookie: My turn! Gonna try! Move away, SHOO!
Goblin Cookie: *Struggle struggle* Too much!
Melon Bun Cookie: No pressure, no efforts, no diamonds! I'll dig this out if it's the last thing I do!
Melon Bun Cookie: Hey, Goblin Cookie! Let's work together and dig this up. It'll go faster if we work as one.
Goblin Cookie: We can dig together, but the rock is mine! No one can have it!
Melon Bun Cookie: Don't be a greeny greedy meanie! We can split the rock once it's been dug up!
Goblin Cookie: Ok, ok! Start digging!
Goblin Cookie: (Mine... mine... MINE! Once dug out, this is mine!)
Melon Bun Cookie: (I'm the better digging...! If I hit it at a precise angle, I can nab the bigger half!)
Melon Bun Cookie: See! Working together is faster!
Goblin Cookie: Almost done! Just a little more! A bit more!
Melon Bun Cookie: That snake's burrowed down again. Quick, now's our chance to get outta here!
Chapter 4[]
In-game Summary
Having escaped the giant Cream Cheese Snake, Melon Bun Cookie and Goblin Cookie safely make it out of the mines. Melon Bun Cookie morns the loss of her Cheese Stones, but is glad that she and Goblin Cookie are safe, resolving to work harder tomorrow to make up for it. In a show of gratitude for saving them, Goblin Cookie gives Melon Bun Cookie a Cheese Stone from their pack, and the two part ways.
As she's getting ready to turn the Cheese Stone in, Melon Bun Cookie spots a wanted poster... for Goblin Cookie!? According to the poster, the Cheese Stone Goblin Cookie gifted Melon Bun Cookie was stolen.
Later, while finishing up a day's work in the mine's, Melon Bun Cookie runs into Goblin Cookie once again... and has her day's haul stolen by the greedy cookie.
Dialogue
Melon Bun Cookie: *Sigh* All those Cheese Stones... Thrown away because of that snake. Looks like I'm going home empty-handed.
Melon Bun Cookie: Welp! At least Goblin Cookie's safe. And so am I! I'll just make an extra efforts in the mines tomorrow.